We were supposed to protect them. Where were you when your own people needed you?
You abandoned us all.
I’m 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones, okay?. Sarcasm is my only defence!
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: NEW ZEALANDThe New Zealand Academy of Spellcraft is situated in an undetectable location in the bush lands of South Island so incredibly difficult to find due to its surroundings’ constant changes in appearance that even repeat visitors often have trouble finding the school. Muggleborn students are raging fanatics of the All Blacks, and they have slowly converted the rest of the student population who used to thumb their nose at the mention of rugby. However, quidditch remains immensely popular, with students often sneaking out under the cover of night to play matches in the dark because it is “more challenging, and therefore, more fun,” despite the drastic increase in the number of injuries and dents in trees due to rogue bludgers growing slightly panicked in the dark. The school prides itself on its large and prestigious herbology department; international witches and wizards often take on extended environmental studies at the academy, so students are always on the lookout for lost foreigners stumbling around. When students graduate, they are presented with Pounamu ornaments that are embedded into the handles of their wands as a reminder for them to always be at peace with their surroundings.
Megan Fox attends the 2014 Comic Con ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ panel held at the convention center in San Diego, California - July 24, 2014.
"Star-Lord, man. Like the legendary outlaw?
Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I’m just a man in a can.
jojen appreciation week: day 4 - favourite season/book
Season 3/A Storm of Swords
We’re gonna be kings, understand?
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